Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the municipal ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, was seen playing patty-cake with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Did you like Balloonicorn so much in the Pyromania Update that you'd like to take him home with you? Because Balloonicorn could really use a place to crash at for a bit (one, two weeks max), he's going through a bit of a rough patch right now. Also, you totally won't even know he's there. Hey, look, also, could you pick Balloonicorn up some smokes on the way home? He's good for it, he's just waiting to get some money wired to him.
* Inflatable Balloonicorn for fans of Team Fortress 2
* Also for fans of things pink, adorable, and inflatable
* Direct from the much-anticipated Meet the Pyro video
* Officially licensed Team Fortress 2 collectible
* Includes a code for a genuine unique TF2 item!
* Dimensions: 3 feet tall! This is a whole lot of magic!